We are family: I know
               I see eye to eye with Joe.
We love baseball, motherhood, and apple pie.
          We agree that it’s a pity
                        that we still need his committee
so that treachery’s exposed and traitors die.

          I have built an iron cordon:
                 Libs will never cross my Jordan.
All their Commie plots are destined for defeat.
          Joe and I command the clan,
          and the purging he began
this McCarthy has the honor to complete.