A war criminal walks into the Oval Office
wearing a bloodstained butcher’s apron,
his nose still brown from his last visit.
He waves a letter in the orange face
of the oaf sitting behind the Resolute Desk.
The butcher proclaims that the envelope
contains a copy of the letter he’s addressed
to the Norwegian Nobel Committee
requesting that Mr Chump be awarded
the Nobel Peace Prize for assisting
in the butcher’s genocide of Palestinians.
He’s also providing sick bags for gentiles,
body bags for journalists, and mass graves
for those at food distribution hubs in Gaza.
Tony Dawson, 15 July 2025