The job description of a President is
to nurture students in loco parentis.
Your leadership’s exposed as a non-starter
when undergrads are dragged from Alma Mater.
If would-be graduates wind up in jail,
the only grade we can assign is: FAIL.
Philip Kitcher taught Philosophy at various universities for almost half a century, most recently at Columbia. He has no serious training either in politics or in verse, but enjoys using one to comment on the other.