Wet floor in the kitchen, WTF?  You didn’t spill anything, and you sure as hell didn’t wash the dishes–that’s what the machine s for!   This gets you thinking and then laughing to the point of coughing because you’ve been writing up a list for the grocery store, on which you have inscribed shallots, onions, and leeks, three variations on a savory theme.  What would a slow leek mean, what would it do, what would it look like?  Only the tortoise and the hare would know.